Facebook's Problem Child

Ever wondered what all the fuss is about Twitter? Do you feel like you're not even that into Facebook and now Twitter is like Facebook's wild kid from a previous marriage who throws @'s at you while you're trying to eat a pleasant dinner? Unfortunately, in this situation, you can't just splurge on a Wii, set it up in the kid's den, become his temporary hero and use it as like a magic ADHD vacuum cleaner so that you can get back to your adult conversations with Facebook. (Which were getting a little pointless and boring even before you met Facebook's kids.)

Well I'm here to tell you not to even waste time trying to suck up to Twitter and figure him out. There's an even wilder, faster, less vowel-y Twitter out there, and he's ready for his first dinner with Mommy's new friend.

Meet Flutter. Like Twitter, but less Tweeting, more Flapping. Shorter. Dumber. Faster. Smarter. Social. Share. Pancakes. Slower. Communitize. Everything is illuminated. Attention is overrated. Moore's Law. Harmonize. Revolutionize. Vulcans. Flutter.